Shakira is Pregnant With Her First Child

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Sunday, September 23rd, 2012, 12:00am
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Shakira in Rio
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Well this sucks. Shakira is pregnant with her first kid according to an article I just read. She is apparently in a relationship with a Spanish soccer player named Gerard Pique. Damnit!

Do you ever sort of hold on to the fantasy that a celebrity is going to stay single and unpregnant (or I guess also unpregnator-ed) until one day you'll meet them by accident and they'll fall madly in love with you? And then one day when inevitably they do get married or have kids, you have to face the cold hard fact that you never had a chance to begin with? Total bullshit! I think this may have also had something to do with why Liv Tyler's popularity died down after she got married haha.

You know, I worked with this guy back in the day when I was at Disney. He was this hardcore choreographer/dancer with a huge resume. He was totally successful and not just a dreamer in any way. He actually brought Janet Jackson to a friend's birthday party once because he had that kind of celebrity access, but anyway I guess that's another story. Anyway, he went on tour with her once and used to tell me stories about her while they were on the road. None of the stories were bad or scandalous or anything, but they kind of got me hooked on her whereas before I didn't even care. So because of him I've been holding on to that stupid stupiddddd tendency to think I'll accidentally meet her one day and she'll just fall in love on sight, drop to one knee, and do a female proposal to me hahaha.

But anyway, I guess now I have to come to terms with the fact that life sucks, and I will never be with shakira.

Again, total bullshit!

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